Archie gets Mr. Lodge's new cruiser ready for the season but launches it without a line.; Leaving behind a big mess, Archie and Jughead take off on Mrs. Andrews' birthday. Mr. Andrews go looking for them but in the meantime a cleaning service ordered and paid for by Archie shows up to clean their house.; While in the library, Archie and Jughead come across a book of spells. The spells were meant to be cast upon enemies and as they read them aloud Reggie experiences them.; Archie dawns a ridiculous outfit thinking he will make people laugh. The prank backfires until he goes outside the school building.; Smithers decides to leave the Lodge employment citing too many incidences with Archie. As Mr. Lodge tries to talk him out of it, he too realizes that quitting may be the answer.; Archie concocts a potion that turns him into Reggie. He reeks havoc with the real Reggie taking the heat.; As Li'l Jinx cloud watches she sees one shaped like a faucet as it begins to rain.; Veronica wonders if she's using the right bait. Archie assures her she is.; As Archie and the gang relax on the beach they discover they have done just about everything you can do at the beach, except swim.; Li'l Jinx asks Hal for a big dictionary. Hal is happy to her interested in learning. Her real objective is an easier way to crack walnuts.; Noting that Veronica is late, Archie wraps up in a climbing wall vine.; Archie, Jughead and Dilton play a waterpolo game against Reggie, Moose and Ox. While Archie's team is clearly wiped out, Veronica wants to know who won?; Veronica's private beach has a surf lift.; Mr. Andrews gets Archie to do some chores but after Archie causes disaster, asks him to stop.; In order to get a good look at the new girl, Archie sharpens a mechanical pencil.; While Veronica thinks Alice's baby sister is cute, Archie thinks Alice is cute.; At the bowling alley Archie is surrounded by girls. Jughead comments that he already has the ball rolling.