In a parody of the TV series "The Greatest American Hero," an FBI agent tries to train a teacher with a super-suit how to be a hero.; A first aid treatment manual that does more harm than good.; Humorously annoying behavior regarding women's liberation, bravery, curiosity, decisions, telephones, progress, shopping, relationships, growing up, children, values, snacking, partying and Sunday school.; Examples of things that make a student's life more difficult.; Collection of suggestions to writing better term papers, one suggestion for each letter of the alphabet.; Interview with the owner of an occult paraphernalia supplier.; A local Public Broadcasting System TV station conducts a fund drive.; Period-specific advertising fliers.; Legal disclaimers for each commandment, to protect God from liability.; Examples of how to disguise one's weight through attire and selective association.; A dungeon prisoner demands privacy.; A guard bathes his prisoners.; The Black Spy tries to use the White Spy's armored vehicle against him.; A veteran prisoner gets released.; When the Pied Piper is stiffed on his fee, he doesn't take the children this time.