In a parody of the film "An Officer and a Gentleman," a military recruit finds love while trying to survive a brutal drill sergeant.; A guide to surviving nuclear attack.; The humorous trials of baby-sitting, growing up, job qualifications, modern morality, wisdom, relationships, status clothing, eating out, economics, conclusions, sacrifices, fire fighters, police, nagging, and assumptions.; In a parody of the TV spin-off series "Private Benjamin," a clumsy goof tries to survive in the army.; How the same situation is judged from three different perspectives.; How major urban areas can creatively solve their problems.; Parent/child relationships are described in contemporary sports terms.; Diseases and ailments specifically confined to hospitals.; The best of the best video gamers.; Clues that you haven't met Mr. or Ms. Right.; Classic literature is updated with modern concerns.; The Black Spy steals the White Spy's safe.