Archie decides he needs to learn to play a musical instrument in order to serenade Veronica. The only thing he can afford is a harmonica.; Mr. Weatherbee is upset that Archie and Reggie spend more time fighting than learning good grammar. Instead of fighting, the pair decide to flip a coin over Veronica, but all that does it make her mad at them.; Moose is upset when Midge decides to join a Little Theatre Group. The play has the girls in harem costumes with veils. Midge is wearing a blonde wig and Reggie mistakes Veronica for Midge. Veronica blackmails Reggie into taking the lead for the play, but then Moose makes a play for Veronica, thinking she's Midge, and that makes Midge angry.; Archie is given a job helping Professor Flutesnoot after school. The Professor is working on an experiment and keeps one door of the lab locked to keep people away from the apparatus. As expected, Archie manages to destroy the experiment.; Archie needs some help with his homework. His father proves to be no help.; Mr. Lodge fractures his toe by dropping his wallet on it.; Betty and Veronica like the snow, except when it is in snowballs.; While ice-skating, Archie discusses the various kinds of marriage.; Pat decides to make his own breakfast, but has so many questions it is easier for his mother to fix it herself.; Pat sneaks down and watches television late at night.; Jughead thinks Reggie doesn't like him.; Jughead can't get to sleep and when he tries counting sheep, things get worse.