Both Archie and Reggie are doing poorly in calculus class. Archie gets his car taken away from him until his grades improve, and Reggie's parents remind him that without excellent grades he won't be able to attend their college. So Reggie enlists a local computer hacker to get the answers to the next big calculus test and offers them to Archie.; When Archie and Jughead break, and have to pay for, a record, they have no money for the train ride home. They go to a secondhand store and dress up as children so they can ride the train for free.; A spoiled teen-age actor is made to spend two weeks in Riverdale, living with Archie and his family, to remember what it's like to be "normal".; After Mr. Lodge and Veronica are tied up and robbed by a smooth-talking salesman, Archie and Jughead go after the crook, but he catches them and imprisons them in the back of his van.; Archie and Oscar cause Zogi The Yogi a lot of trouble when Archie volunteers to be Zogi's assistant and Oscar is outside the theater.; Archie wreaks havoc on Bingle B. Bungling's circus.; Little Archie convinces Mr. Weatherbee to let the class create a comic book about the school.; Little Archie and Little Jughead convince Miss Grundy to let them build a large aquarium in the classroom.; Archie is having a bad day even though everybody keeps telling him to have a nice day.; Archie helps his aunt clean out her attic and finds an old stuffed owl.; Archie and Reggie go to a female boxing match.; Veronica and Mr. Lodge help Archie with a gift of flowers for his mother.; Archie creates a talking trash can to help Pop Tate keep his sidewalk clean.; Archie tries to prove to Veronica that horoscopes are bogus.; Mr. Weatherbee has created a color-coded hall pass system.; Dilton tells Archie about kleptomania at the same time that Betty reads an article about leaving anonymous gifts for a guy as a romantic gesture. So Betty buys small gifts from Archie and manages to sneak them into his pocket. Archie finds the gifts and thinks he's become a kleptomaniac.; Fred is depressed after learning that Archie doesn't want his help with his homework.; Reggie frames Archie by switching out Mabel's destroyed textbook for Archie's, hoping to get him barred from the school dance.; Chuck shows off his latest comic story featuring Cap'n Dare.; There is a kissing bandit loose in the school.; Archie's vision is distorted by the eye drops that were given to him by his eye doctor.; Mr. Weatherbee and Mr. Morgan discuss what the school play should be to take advantage of the strengths of the students.; Pat tells everybody that they are poor because his parents wouldn't buy him a new toy.; Pat paints several things he wasn't supposed to.; When the house next door to Archie's goes up for sale, Veronica and Betty are worried about a family with a pretty girl moving in next door to Archie.; Archie decides to make dinner for his folks.; A cable TV channel is filming a documentary about the school and Reggie is determined to get into as many shots as he can.; When Cheryl and Veronica argue over who is richer, Archie decides to go out with Betty instead.; Archie teaches Sharon how to drive.; The gang decides to hold a caterpillar race.; Fred decides there are some things he wants to do before he gets any older.; Archie wears a leaf bag and a sombrero to school in the rain so he won't ruin the sweater Veronica gave him.; Jughead and Archie have the Monday blues.; Mr. Lodge gives Archie a watch that secretly signals Mr. Lodge when Archie comes near.; Betty reads a book on "The Art of Hinting" and tries to use the information to get Archie to do what she wants.; Veronica sends Archie to the laundromat with her clothes because it wouldn't be proper for a Lodge to be seen in such a place.; The gang come up with uses for a shell.; Archie goes shopping for his mother and can't decide what to buy.; Archie helps Mr. Weatherbee save the school when the new owner of the land threatens to tear it down.; Archie's car is boxed in.; Archie gets a job at a convenience store to meet a girl.; Archie tries to hide his hair after graffiti vandals paint it blue.; Mr. Andrews tries to drown out the Archies' rehearsal.; Pat's mother sends him to the store.; Archie plays an April Fools day joke on everyone, only to learn the has been pranked first by Jughead.; Archie tries to get Veronica to hurry up so they can make the theater on time.; What the world would be like if teenagers did their school work at home thru the use of videos instead of attending school.; Archie's mother tries to wake him.; Archie can't keep his mind on his schoolwork.; Archie is throwing darts at a picture of Reggie.; Archie asks Jughead what he wants to do.; The judges give Archie a bad score.; The doctor put Archie's father on a diet.; It takes deep pockets to go out with Veronica.